Don’t worry, I’m not going to spell it out quite like that. You’re safe (for now).
My new favorite website that both fascinates me and gives my gag reflex a good workout is here…
It’s like my site’s cousin!
whyareyousofat.wordpress.com – meet – thisiswhyyourefat.com
Holy Jeezus is there some scary stuff on this site! You know, it takes the kind of people that have the ingenuity and the bravery to make these kinds of things to work with the space program… or to work as a carnie at the state fair, I’m not sure. You’ve gotta hand it to them for being original, I guess.
Let’s look at some of my fav’s:
“Giant burger between two large meat pizzas, eggs, bacon, colby and pepper jack cheese.”
I seriously can’t stop laughing when I look at this pizza-burger. I wish I knew how much something like this costs. Look how much ground beef is in there!!
Another good pizza…
“A pizza with a hot dog wrapped in bacon pigs in a blanket crust. The center is filled with italian sausage, ham, bacon, bacon bits, sliced tomato, mushroom, onion, peppers, garlic chips, basil, black pepper and tomato sauce. It can also be flavored with maple syrup and ketchup.”
Supposedly this thing is sold by Pizza Hut in Japan. Seems weird they wouldn’t start this bad boy out in Mississippi.
Next we have…
“A regular ham and cheese sandwich but topped with 11 sunny-side up egg yolks.”
They couldn’t just leave a ham sandwich well enough alone, could they? This may be the closest thing to a manageable meal for a single person on that website, and yet look at my estimates for this sandwich:
- 110 grams Fat
- 32 grams Saturated Fat
- 825% daily value for cholesterol
One last one…
I love that someone took the time to make this leaning tower of creamy centuple stuffed oreo goodness.
I wonder if they threw away all of the cookie parts in lue of enjoying their unadulterated masterpiece.
I could imagine crushing them all up, mixing the crumbs with a bit of butter, and pressing them into a pie pan to bake. Do that twice and you’ve got your top and bottom to a GIANT oreo!
None of this tall and skinny crap.
(I just realized I’m starting to think like them. I’m scared.)