This product came up in discussion with Chris, the administrator of
The Unfat Blog, and My Fat Spouse.
I’m going to let you guess what it is.
Before you click on the links below that take you to the product websites, leave your comment telling us what you think it is. Then let us know if you were right.
Don’t cheat before you guess!!
pathetic. that’s what it is.
Why, that looks to me like a bottom wiper for “people of size” with “reach issues.” How should I know this? My mother weighs 400+ pounds and is in a nursing home, completely disabled by her weight. They use a Hoyer hydraulic lift to transfer her from bed to wheelchair to toilet and back again.
First time poster. I enjoy your blog. As I mentioned, my mother is extremely morbidly obese. I am morbidly curious.
Marsi
The short and simple answer would be a BUTTWAND!
#1 looks like a hmmmm, a “personal massage device” if you catch my drift.
#2 (like Marsi said) does look like an orthopedic butt wiper.
I hope to god that I am wrong, because this may be one of the signs of the coming apocalypse….butt wipers for the morbidly obese…it’s the end of days people….run for the hills….
And now I am off to see what the heck they actually are
Bloggy
You suck.
I can actually feel my breakfast coming back up
Thank you very much
I don’t know if reading other responses is cheating, but now I’m scared to look at the links.
Originally I have to admit I would have been naive enough to think you were only showing part of a machine, and it looks like some sort of handle to maybe and ab roller…. or some such thing….
Based on other people’s responses I think I’m in for a nasty shock.
Ewwwwww
I’m also going with: you suck!
It’s worse than finding out there is no Santa Claus, it had simply never crossed my mind that someone who is not:
a) an infant
b) paralyzed
c) in a coma / recovering from massive surgery
Would need ‘help’ in that department!
I think they’re toilet-bowl cleaners. The first looks like the kind that you grab and dump the spongy thing with. Not sure about the second one, but seems it could serve the same purpose.
Oh god…I was close…waaaay too close. Nasty (and LOL)
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HAHAHA. That is hilarious. I gathered it would be something to do with washing parts of the body unreachable by hands but your fat unacceptance tag and links gave it way. Funny post.
EWWWWWWWW!!! That’s just nasty!
HAHA Sorry to gross you all out with the ButtWand! I couldn’t resist.
I can’t imagine getting nearly as clean as I’d like to be with these things. But then, I guess it’s better than nothing, or having someone else do it.
I did guess a butt wiper . I like the part that says it can’t be returned or refunded for hygienic reasons. I always wanted to use a buttwiper with some miles on it.