Fat people love bacon!
This is the sixth part in a series dedicated to fat people’s love for bacon. At least once a week Whenever I get around to it, I will post either someones odd use of it in a food dish, or just a new and inventive way to bring bacon to our palates.
Perhaps this post would be better labeled: Ode to Bacon Salt.
Part 5 introduced us to Bacon Salt, and I wanted to first let you know that I purchased it and tried it! I’ll have to say that it’s not bad! As evidence on their blog, I can imagine quite a few uses for this bacon fairy dust.
However, nothing could have prepared me for the next additions to the Bacon Salt empire. The empire that will soon take over the sodium laden, MSG filled flavoring market.
Addition #1:
Baconnaise! Just like the salt, this one is also vegetarian and kosher. Is it possible to have an erection and a heart attack at the same time? I can’t wait.
Addition #2:
Yup, that’s no joke.
I wonder if more men or women would buy this one? Perhaps more women would buy it so as to be more kissable to cured meat loving males… That reminds me of this commercial:
I would not be surprised if the B-Salt geniuses come out with a bacon perfume very soon.
OH! One more thing… Don’t forget the holidays are coming up. It’s time to start gift shopping!
I lol’ed at the Baconsalt Menorah. That’s just priceless (and very inappropriate, but in a funny way).
But Baconaise? That’s taking to to a whole nother level of WRONG!
I think almost everyone thinks bacon tastes good. A friend of mine calls it “meat candy,” hehe. But I have a bit of an issue with upholstering every recipe with bacon flavoring. I mean, c’mon!
McBloggenstein, I get great amusement out of your Ode to Bacon posts.
Haha I also love the Baconsalt Menorah! To funny!!!
Too bad that the bacon salt has MSG in it.. otherwise it would be an awesome product! Does the Baconnaise have MSG in it??
Everyone is getting Bacon Lip Balm for Christmas…seriously.
Nuthin says luvin like a big, salty, greasy, bacony kiss on the lips.
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Baconaisse. Are you serious!!! That is so funny.
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Wow. Just, wow. I’m still trying to process this. Someone actually thought this was a good idea? And people actually buy and consume this stuff? WTF?!
We found a guy that takes the decision out of the bacon vs ice cream arguement
http://thingsfatpeoplehate.wordpress.com/2008/11/23/bacon-ice-cream/
:::::::shudder:::::::: Baconnaise???? That is just wrong on so many levels. I bet all that stuff is a big hit in the deep South. I’ve never seen it out here, but then I wasn’t looking for it. Can bacon cookies be far behind?
EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!