Fat people love bacon.
This is the second part in a series dedicated to fat people’s love for bacon. At least once a week, I will post either someones odd use of it in a food dish, or just a new and inventive way to prepare bacon itself.
This edition I’ve got something special. An entire comedy bit about bacon by hilarious comedian Jim Gaffigan.
Bacon bits are the fairy dust of food.”
If you like him, I recommend searching for his bit about hot pockets. Hi-larious.
“Bippity-boppity-bacon”
I think I wet myself
Hi-larious!! I now have to go find his bit about hot pockets!
My roommate has about 5 pounds of venison bacon that has been in my freezer for about 6 months. He is a little chubby and it shocks me that he doesn’t snack on it. It is crazy delicious, I like to throw it on the grill. In fact, last week I cooked a bunch of it and had leftovers, so I snuck it into the theater for hellboy 2. It was funny delicious, i’m sure that people around me could smell bacon and wanted to eat some. Other things I have snuck into the theater; pizza, chicken wings, gin, whiskey, rum, hummus and pitas.
Also, I would like to point out that I am not a huge fatty!