Search Engine Terms
May 13, 2008 by McBloggenstein
I love using WordPress.
I’m addicted to looking at the “Stats” of my blog. If you don’t know, I can see what people typed into a search engine like Google to find my blog. These are some examples of what people have searched for, and ended up here. Some of them don’t make any sense. I added my witty repartee in parentheses.
| Search |
Views |
|---|---|
| worlds fattest man |
24 (I know him well) |
| fattest person | 10 |
| renaissance painting | 9 (I dabble) |
| junk food | 8 (yum) |
| worlds fattest people | 7 (US & A) |
| uncrustables | 7 (they’re here!) |
| most weight lost and gained in one movie |
6 (if you say so) |
| are uncrustables healthy | 6 (nope) |
| chili dog funny | 6 |
| worlds fattest person | 6 |
| wide load | 5 (it’s a fashion statement) |
| mcbloggenstein | 5 (call me Bloggy) |
| the worlds fattest man | 4 |
| save on gas list for car repair | 3 (huh?) |
| obesity | 3 |
| fat kids | 3 (they prefer “rotund”) |
| t words | 3 (ummm… Tubby?) |
| deep fried twinkie | 3 (oh THAT “t” word) |
| jared subway diet | 3 (have you seen him lately?) |
| manuel uribe | 3 |
| subway sandwiches | 3 (hold the mayo!) |
| stop being fat | 3 (that’s what I said) |
| stuff face | 3 |
| subway obese | 3 |
| chili dog | 3 (breakfast of champions) |
| fattest person alive | 3 (opposed to fattest person dead) |
| reduced fat oreos | 2 (they’re good for you!) |
| junk food in the movie theatres | 2 (what’s with the movies?) |
| she raise up | 2 (who?) |
| what’s good about fast food | 2 (nothing) |
| fattest man | 2 |
| worlds fattest | 2 |
| www,400 pounds fatties | 2 |
| fat people eating | 2 (they do that, yes) |
| morbid fat girl | 2 (there’s just more to love) |
| paul mckenna rule 2 | 2 (he rules) |
| fat acceptance | 2 (you found the wrong blog) |
| renaissance art fruit | 2 |
| extremely fat people eating fast food | 2 (they do that a lot) |
| fattest people | 2 |
| paul mckenna | 2 |
| uncrustables healthy or not | 2 (not) |
| fat kid eat | 2 |
| beautiful fat men | 2 (sexy!) |
| guy eating brain | 2 (he must have been hungry) |
| painting concert | 2 |
| fattest man in the world alive | 2 |
| people of canada symbol | 2 (they love me too, eh?) |
| overweight people | 2 |
| obesity in women or men | 1 (answer: both) |
| obese stairs | 1 (oxymoron?) |
| obese farmer | 1 (he grows cheeseburgers) |
| help me stop being fat | 1 (i’m trying) |
| industrial revolution people | 1 |
| industrial revolution people | 1 |
| fat women paint | 1 (I guess so) |
| where you put your fuel | 1 (where do you put yours?) |
| men women making love paintings | 1 (renaissance porn) |
| symbols of wealth painting | 1 |
| frozen dinner | 1 (like mom used to make) |
| pictures of fat people caused by junk food | 1 (my favorite) |
| overweight fucking | 1 (whoa! fetish?) |
| the goonies chunk | 1 (truffle shuffle!) |
| how do I stop feeling so fat | 1 (don’t read my blog) |
I am such a WordPress stat geek too. I love reading what people type to find crap. It’s so funny. Here are a few of my favorites that I have seen…
i looking to go out with a fat people….Why?
how come fat people are in denial….If a tree in the woods falls…
mean funny sayings about fat and ugly people…Yeah Baby!
mongolian fat people…WHAT?
what if no fat people….More food for everyone else? Feed the world?
poking fat people…I think I saw that on ESPN
It’s a beautiful thing.
HAHA! poking fat people.
Thanks for those.
I stopped by to thank you for your comment on my new blog, “Clogged Arteries.” Though I was also caught up on reading your blog (and I like it, if I do say so). I get a lot of unbelievable comments on my sports blog; the most ridiculous: “joakim noah mom milf.” Only for the fact that I made a few wise cracks last July about a Rookie NBA player’s mom, that was commented by a few guys calling her a ‘milf’ which has now amalgamated together for a search engine juggernaut! Yeah!
I had no idea wordpress allows you to see the search terms, that’s really neat. It’s fascinating that some of these search terms actually got your blog. I love the obese stairs, guy eating brain, and overweight fucking! They are hilarious! I would have loved to see the readers reactions to getting your blog when they typed in “fat acceptance” and “how do I stop feeling so fat.” Their expressions were probably priceless….