I Can Has Cheezburger in a Can?

Picture this:

 

You’re camping.

You’re tired of eating trail mix and beef jerky.

You’re feeling weak from the lack of saturated fats, HFCS, and sodium by the pound that you’re used to eating. 

You start to dream of the foods that you could get right now if you were back home, nestled in the bosom of your favorite local restaurants.

Let me ask you this…   Does a cheeseburger top your list?

Damn.  Looks good doesn’t it?

That’s the stuff dreams are made of all right. 

Well, guess what?  You can have this.  Right now.  YOU can have THIS! 

 

I’M NOT KIDDING!

 

You can have a fucking hot cheeseburger when camping!!!

Oh, wait.  It looks like this though…

 

Hmm…  I just lost my appetite.

This is one of those things that will repulse you beyond belief in normal, day-to-day life.  But if you are in a situation where you haven’t eaten civilized food in days, then this burger will taste like the sweet nectar of the gods.  At least I think it would.  I may have to be stranded on an island for this to look good though.

This is the photo from the website where you can order the pile of mush in a can.  Who are they trying to fool with that decent looking example of a juicy burger in the front there?

Check out the best review of this German camping food product done by the folks over at The Onion.  Included are videos of preparation, and consumption. 

Yummy.